By Todd Starnes
The First Lady of these United States is now urging Americans to stop drinking sweet tea.
Yes – friends – you heard correctly. Mrs. Obama has declared war on the House Wine of the South. It’s all part of her anti-obesity campaign — called Let’s Move.
If I ate some of the crap she eats, I'd be moving too. Right to the bathroom to puke it up. - TGFP.
The website Free Beacon was the first to report on her latest culinary atrocities – urging us to wash down our lettuce and bean sprouts with unsweetened tea.
There's a REASON why you sweeten tea. It's bitter ! What a FOOL this woman truly is. I only use suger in one thing. I put it in spaghetti sauce to cut some of the acidity. I use Splenda and honey in hot tea, Splenda in cold. I love Peach Snapple, make batches of iced tea from bags in my stone crock in the summer ( Bigelow's Lemon Lift or Lipton Tea ) & love Rush Limbaugh's iced tea even though its a bit too bitter because he uses black tea bags along with green tea, - TGFP.
The First Lady also told Americans to stay away from all-you-can-eat buffets — which I’m sure is great news for all those folks employed by all-you-can-eat buffets.
Mrs. Obama also wants us to consider rustling up some tasty eats from the Department of Agriculture’s Pinterest page. Among her personal favorites are entrees like bean-kale burgers and curried pumpkin with peas.
I just got a little throw up in my mouth, America.
So did I. TGFP.
Yecch. No wonder she looks like Skeletor. But how did she get such a big ass eating stuff like that ? Does the curry settle in her butt ?- TGFP.
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